Nick, Ali & Cev are showing signs of cabin fever, which is odd because Nick isn’t even in lockdown… Draw your own conclusions there, but anyway the guys throw together a note free episode discussing how prescient DEMOLITION MAN (1993) was, considering the whole planet seems to now be in a pandemic lockdown.


Along the way, they take on some far weightier subjects than normal and burgers…


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Edited by Cevin Moore

Music “Asteroid (A Corruption)” by Peter & Cevin Moore



No pants were harmed during the making of this episode.

In a bizarre social experiment, Cev & Ali are joined by Ben & Smokey, better known as the Rated H Podcast to discuss Universal Horror classic "The Invisible Man" (1933). 

The results include:

Popular science term "Unfuck himself up"

"I love talking in films"

Bill Clinton

Constabulary Castle

Jizzing over ancestors

"Untouched At Euston" by The Smiths

The Exorcist



Edited By Cevin Moore

Music "Asteroid (A Corruption)" by Peter & Cevin Moore


Recorded 23 Mar 2020

RIP Stuart Gordon 24 Mar 2020

It’s time to dive into the bargain bins and see what Nick, Cev & Ali set out to see how much damage they can do to their sanity with a tenner.

Nick finds he has trouble with celestial beings and Cev has trouble counting how many films he’s bought due to Besson related anger issues. Meanwhile Ali just won’t stop singing….


Edited by Cevin Moore

Music: “Asteroid” (A Diversion) By Peter & Cevin Moore




Party time. Excellent.

With the advent of James Bond getting an eight month delay because of a flu bug, Ali & Cev don their gas masks, sit in their decontamination rooms, get all dewey eyed and post apocalyptic...

Edited by Cevin Moore

Music: "Hello" by John Harrison & Cevin Moore


Killer monkeys.

In this episode, Cev, Ali & Nick are joined by Daniel Reifferscheid - @Reifferschizzle - to discuss the gritty Italian Eurocrime movie Caliber 9 alongside Paul Simon’s rhythms, Hart to Hart, J&B whiskey and the Yorkshire Ripper. 

There are spoilers, but this film was released in 1972, not last week...


Edited by Cevin Moore

Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment)” by Peter & Cevin Moore




“Right turn, Clyde”

Two children discuss the Sonic The Hedgehog movie and the finer points of space travel.

There are SPOILERS. Sort of...


Edited By Cevin Moore

Music "Asteroid (A Fragment)" By Peter & Cevin Moore





They are the egg men, I Am The Walrus

A new Will Smith film is out, where he is playing himself hunting himself?! Ali is on his own for this one but may be joined by a guest caller in the episode to hear their thoughts about the new film Gemini Man.

Here is the link to our website as mentioned in the show:

Edited By Alistair Cornwall

Music “Asteroid (A Diversion)” By Peter & Cevin Moore

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"Remember, it's not always good to play with yourself!"

This episode marks a little bit of a change and it’s all about you, the lovely Guffian. Ali, Cev & Nick pick their favourite movies from the year of their birth alongside your birth year favourites.


Along the way we learn:


1969 is not a good vintage

1978 is not a good vintage

How to beep the Bostonian

Everyone has a Bond film

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is a bit more-ish

Ai & Cev can’t do accents

The Scent Of A Woman is NOT porn

The Film Guff Bingo Drinking Game

Oh my days, fuck me running



Edited by Cevin Moore

Music: “Asteroid” (A Diversion) By Peter & Cevin Moore


And remember kids, don’t carry knives

In this episode, freelance film writer Nate Roscoe @nutellanate brings one of his favourite hidden gems of his to Film Guff: DROP DEAD GORGEOUS. This feeds the ongoing unhealthy obsession Cev, Ali & Nick have with the movies from the year 1999.


This episode includes:

"Ed Gein’s sexy nipple belt"

“80 jars of hazelnut spread”

“The film version of Grinder”

“Brittany Murphy Fan-club meet up”

“Cev goes deeper Cev”

“The new Rocky film?”

"Trans-Atlantic murder threat"


Edited by Cevin Moore

Music: “Asteroid (A Diversion)” By Peter & Cevin Moore



I’m a Yankee Doodle Dandy

It's our first Film Guff 'Short' of 2020, and Cev wants to spread the word about a cute, but possibly murderous monkey...


Edit and Music By Cevin Moore


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